It’s Halloween! In this special livestreamed episode there’s, yes, bad sex and the Queensland election. There’s also a sex trivia quiz. And drinking. Oh yes, there was certainly drinking.
There’s also a status report on the US election, kind of, and a little too much information about Donald Trump’s penis. The recording is slightly shorter than four hours, though, because the gaps between segments have been removed.
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Episode Links
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Loi Krathong (Thai: ????????, pronounced [l???j kr?.t???]) is a Siamese festival celebrated annually throughout the Kingdom of Thailand and in nearby countries with significant southwestern Tai cultures (Laos, Shan, Mon, Tanintharyi, Kelantan, Kedah and Xishuangbanna). The name could be translated as "to float a basket," and comes from the tradition of making krathong or buoyant, decorated baskets, which are then floated on a river. Many Thais use the krathong to thank the Goddess of Water, the Hindu Goddess Ganga (river in Northern India), Phra Mae Khongkha (Thai: ??????????).
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Clive Palmer doesn’t even pretend he’s not the campaigning for the LNP. Wonder what they’ve promised him?
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The porn star, who claims to have had a fling with the President, painted a very vivid picture when she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
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This must be the best version of The Vatican Rag with Lehrer live on film! Good fun to watch him looking at the keyboard more than he usually does.
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Okay, dudes although you may not do it now or never have done it in the past, however we all know there are a ton of guys out there that still refer to their junk as something other than penis, “dick”, “thing” or the aforementioned “junk”.
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This tape is disgusting $1
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Do you label your lady parts? Got a Moniker for your minge?
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Some things in life are better on repeat: Friends, perfectly sunny beach days, your trusty manicure. Your sexcapades, though? Definitely not one of them. Even the hottest spark in the bedroom needs new sex positions to stoke the flames from time to time—otherwise things get boring, fast.
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Know how to swing the dolphin? What about having a bit of summer cabbage?
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Did you know one in eighteen men and one in fifty women has a third nipple?
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Where did syphilis come from? Well, if you asked a Frenchman about the disease back in the day, he'd tell you it was the Italian Disease — while an Italian would insist it was actually the French Disease (as would a Spaniard). Meanwhile, the Portuguese had a pretty good idea who was to blame for the affliction: the Spanish.
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Scientists in the US have solved one of the biggest mysteries in evolutionary biology - how the penis develops, and why animals such as snakes and lizards have two, while mammals and birds are stuck with one.
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The blue whale has the largest mammary glands on Earth – each is about 1.5m long and weighs as much as a baby elephant. Blue whale mothers can produce 200 litres of milk per day with a fat content of 35-50%. That enables a blue whale calf to gain weight at the incredible rate of 100kg per day!
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Do you need penis nicknames? Different names for penis? Or other funny words for penis?
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A penis fracture differs from other fractures in the body because the penis has no bones. During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood that fills two cylinders (corpora cavernosa). If an engorged penis is bent suddenly or forcefully, the trauma can rupture the outer lining of one of the two cylinders (tunica albuginea). This can result in a penis fracture.
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Procreating is serious business in the animal kingdom, and Mother Nature has gone out of her way to cleverly ensure the survival of her many, many denizens. From sex organs with multiple heads to prodigious shafts exceeding an animal's own body length, here are 12 of the weirdest (and often scariest) animal penises on the planet
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The posterior fornix is important as it acts like a natural reservoir for semen after intravaginal ejaculation. The semen retained in the fornix liquefies in the next 20-30 mins, allowing for easier permeation through the cervical canal.
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The penis includes three cylindrical spaces (blood-filled sinuses) of erectile tissue. The two larger ones, the corpora cavernosa, lie side by side. The third sinus, the corpus spongiosum, surrounds most of the urethra. When these spaces fill with blood, the penis becomes large and rigid (erect).
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Music video by Pop Will Eat Itself performing Touched By The Hand Of Cicciolina. (c) 1990 Sony Music Entertainment UK Limited
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TITLE THIS: "Elect Trump Or We'll Be Having Sex w/ Cows" Frank Amediasincerely believes that if Joe Biden wins, people will marry cows so they can have sex w/ them. F: "You think I'm laughing" No - WE are, Frank! F: "I know I'll be mocked" That's the one part he has right.
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This segment aired on the KTLA 5 Morning News, Tuesday, October 20, 2020.
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Recent news stories involving sexting, wine, toasters, politicians and penises indicate some men need a refresher course, so here are my 10 rules for keeping your penis out of trouble
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What good is hush money when it buys so little hush?" Harry Shearer
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Both Donald Trump and Joe Biden are throwing everything at the key state of Florida, just 6 days out from the U.S. Election. @katherinefirkin reports from Miami.
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CNN's @AlisynCamerota: "Hospitals in WI are near capacity. Does that give you any pause about going there and holding a big rally?" Trump 2020 Press Sec. Hogan Gidley: “No, it doesn’t … the VP has the best doctors in the world around hi
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Two women, 21-year-old Jessica Hill and 18-year-old Jayla Hill, entered the store and were greeted by a worker who allegedly requested they put on face masks and use hand sanitizer available by the door.
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Rarely does a year go by in Australia without a story containing the two most romantic words in the English language: the “toilet tryst”.
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The National Rugby League's integrity unit has been accused of turning a blind eye to an extraordinary complaint lodged more than a year ago involving a star player's toilet tryst, an aggrieved husband who was given prescription medication by a club official and the club's doctor who then provided a false medical certificate.
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DAVIE, Fla. – A man who paid $150 for a “full-contact experience” with a black leopard says he had to undergo multiple surgeries after he was mauled by the fully-grown animal in an enclosure behind a Davie home.
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Right. Time for a look at the final report of the Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security (PJCIS) review of Australia’s mandatory data retention regime, which was tabled in Parliament yesterday.
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